Welcome, Dangerous Thinkers<br><br>Frank Zappa and George Carlin walked into a chatroom and realized the world needed rules like these. Buckle up: this is adult territory, a critical thinking playground, and yes—if anyone were watching, it might look suspiciously like chaos. But remember: satire is the law here, not fire and brimstone.<br><br>Exclusive Access Only: You either know Minister AJ or have been personally invited. If not, consider this a velvet-rope philosophy club, where questions are weapons and answers are optional.<br><br>Profanity & Poetic Anarchy: Swear like Carlin. Invent words like Zappa. Rhyme, rant, or recite verses that make the PMRC twitch. Profanity is mandatory if it enlightens, entertains, or enrages bureaucrats.<br><br>Attack, But Ethically: Private individuals are off-limits. Public figures? Fair game. Critique, mock, and satirize—but don’t assassinate characters. Think of it as free speech in a satirical safe zone.<br><br>Anonymous Identities: Use aliases. Real names are discouraged. Personal info is forbidden unless you’re willing to send it to the entire Internet like a screaming billboard. Privacy is your friend; paranoia is optional.<br><br>Discretion & Intentional Mischief: This is a place to think, laugh, question everything, and maybe make the faint of heart clutch their pearls. All offense is satirical; all curiosity is encouraged.<br><br>Warning: This chatroom may cause unintentional bouts of clarity, laughter, and mild existential panic. Satire is intentional; literal interpretations are forbidden.